Thursday, October 6, 2011

The War within Islam
06 Oct 2011, NewAgeIslam.Com
Peace Cheese

By Nadeem F. Paracha

Peace is finally at hand. The All Parties Conference (APC) held recently in Islamabad, has come up with a wholly workable resolution regarding Pakistan’s war on terror. According to the resolution, the political parties and the military want to ‘give peace a chance.’ And they also want to love you yea, yea, yea, and want to hold your haaaand, until they run out of Beatles’ song titles. When media personnel suggested that the Philippines is a tropical area with lots of forests and not arid like FARTA, the Halali Network spokesperson claimed that US drone attacks have destroyed the forests and that it was because of these attacks and the resultant deforestation in Philippines that there were devastating floods in Pakistan and tsunami in Japan. Pakistan’s leading Islamic scholar, date palm farmer and hunk, Aamir Liaquat, agreed and that was that. -- Nadeem F. Paracha

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